“Emergency! First level of defence breached! Location: pharynx!”
That alarm signal is LOUD. I would cover my ears; except I don’t have ears to cover or hands to cover them. One could call me a blob of cytoplasm with an extremely difficult job. Don’t we all? Anyway, the call of the chemokine concentration gradient is for me, so off I go.
—
Okay, I’ve arrived at the battlefield. From the looks of the B lymphocytes rapidly sending out familiar antibodies, we’ve seen these guys before. We know what to do, and our memory cells remember them. Let’s do this.
I send out a newly ribosome-manufactured bunch of cytokines to guide the other cells to the spot.
“Take that! And that!” says a phagocyte, arriving at the site, engulfing a nasty bacterium.
“Uh, what do I do?” asks a voice next to me. It’s a recently differentiated macrophage.
“Um, do your engulf-y thingy to a bacterium? I mean, the B cells are marking them for a reason!” I say. The phagocytes are a little dim-witted.
“On it!” he cries.
Oh well, at least they’re pretty effective at killing bad guys.
“How on earth did these guys get past the lysozymes? Plus, the mucosal tissue B lymphocytes are supposed to release the salivary immunoglobulin A antibody. They normally do the job!” cries another Helper T cell next to me.
“No idea! But you know the rules. Don’t think, just do!” I yell back.
“There were too many! Silly girl went to stick her finger in her mouth after rubbing the toilet bowl,” says a Memory B lymphocyte, likely about to differentiate into an Effector B cell.
“Are you kidding me?” I scream.
To be completely honest with you, I have no idea what a toilet bowl is. The Memory B lymphocytes have been around a long time, so they know way more than the rest of us. Legend has it they heard it directly from the brain cells. Who knows. But what I do know is that putting a finger (I’ve been to one before for an infected wound) inside your mouth, the entrance point of this bacteria army, is not a good idea.
“Not kidding,” replies the Memory B cell, shaking her protein markers with disgust. “Looks like she didn’t learn from the last time. Even when we gave her a headache, fever, cough, and lots of sneezes, the goblet cells went wild, and the retroperistalsis resulted in emesis. Her mum had to clean it up, by the way. She never learns.”
“Can’t the brain do something about it?” I ask.
“Nope,” says the Memory B cell. “Not unless she’s willing to learn a lesson. Unfortunately, those actions are all voluntary, so nothing happens unless she orders it. Annoying.”
Next to me, a neutrophil releases a burst of ROS, which triggers NETosis. It explodes in a burst of DNA. I turn away from it sadly, refocusing on my target. Neutrophils sacrifice their lives for the health of the body. We lose cell soldiers daily, but it’s all part of defending our host. Back to work.
——————————————————————————————
The immune system is crucial for our survival and health.
This short story is written from the perspective of an imaginary Helper T lymphocyte. Helper T lymphocytes manage the body’s immunity battles by signalling the other immune cells and making sure they perform the necessary processes to destroy bacteria, viruses, etc. Normally, first-line defence like the skin, mucus and nose hairs is enough to prevent pathogens from entering the body, but if there are too many of them, it’s up to the other immune cells to destroy them before an infection begins to spread. These cells, such as Memory B cells, macrophages, neutrophils, Helper T cells and Effector B cells, are specialised to perform certain processes that contribute to the elimination of pathogens. The glossary explains each cell, substance and process.
Cytoplasm: Cytoplasm is a jelly-like substance in a cell where cell processes take place.
Chemokine concentration gradient: Chemokines are a type of cytokine that is released at the target area for immune cells. The cells follow the concentration gradient to the target, where the chemokine concentration is highest. This is how immune cells know where to go to fight pathogens invading the body.
B lymphocytes: These cells, also known as B cells, produce antibodies that mark pathogens with foreign antigens (proteins on the surface of cells, including bacteria and viruses) so that they can be killed by other immune cells.
Antibodies: Markers that bind to antigens on the surface of cells.
Memory cell (Memory B lymphocyte): A type of B lymphocyte that remembers antigens from previously fought pathogens so that antibodies to those antigens can quickly be produced if the pathogen is reintroduced to the body.
Ribosome-manufactured: Ribosomes are cell organelles that produce proteins, such as cytokines.
Phagocyte: A type of immune cell that engulfs pathogens.
Recently-differentiated macrophage: A type of phagocyte called a monocyte can differentiate (specialise) into a macrophage, which engulfs pathogens.
Phagocytosis: A process by which pathogens are engulfed.
Lysozyme: An antimicrobial enzyme. It is present in saliva and mucus.
Mucosal tissue B lymphocytes: B cells found in internal mucosal tissue.
Salivary immunoglobulin A antibody: A type of antibody produced by lymphocytes in mucosal areas.
Effector B cell: Also called plasma cells, they release antibodies. Memory B cells differentiate into effector B cells.
Protein markers: Present on the surface of cells.
Goblet cells: Cells that produce mucus
Retroperistalsis: Reverse peristalsis, typically where stomach contents are pushed upwards through the esophagus.
Emesis: Scientific name for vomiting.
Neutrophil releases a burst of ROS: A neutrophil is a type of white blood cell that releases bursts of ROS (reactive oxygen species). High levels of ROS can trigger NETosis, where the neutrophil explodes and releases a web of its own DNA (Neutrophil Extracellular Traps) to capture nearby pathogens.
Pathogens: Harmful microorganisms like bacteria, viruses, fungi, parasites, and prions.
The above cells and processes mentioned make up only part of the large, complex immune system. Each immune cell’s job is to guard the host, and it’s thanks to them that we stay safe from pathogens.
Sources:
https://teachmephysiology.com/immune-system/innate-immune-system/cytokines/
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/24067-antigen
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/24669-b-cells
https://teachmephysiology.com/immune-system/cells-immune-system/phagocytes/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phagocytosis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrophage
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/mucosal-tissue
https://academic.oup.com/jimmunol/article/214/Supplement_1/vkaf283.1874/8331778
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/pathogen
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.adm8715
https://www.britannica.com/science/blood-biochemistry/White-blood-cells-leukocytes
